Jizztrumpet

Penis.
Origin: Scotland

You are an incomprehensible jizztrumpet.

by TooBloodyRight June 24, 2016

jizzerdoodle

Similar to a snickerdoodle, but substitute semen for cinnamon.

I made a batch of jizzerdoodles for my girlfriends birthday. She said she was on a diet, I said they were low fat, and she sucked em down.

by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

jizzes on

when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited

person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology
person 2: yea he jizzes on that shit

by t.y. chang February 3, 2009

Jizzel

Beautiful girl and loyal girl.She is the best girl to hang out with.<3.She is amazing to be around and to be friends with.She so pretty and she skinny.She makes your day.💜She is protective to her friends and family.And she loves spending time with them.She is always litt🔥

I love jizzel
Im a jizzel

by Jizzel May 12, 2018

jizzard

A slang term for Wizard, relating to "jizz", a slang term for semen.

...and the magical jizzard cast a spell on the entire town of North Fattyus Assius.

by Crabtree March 25, 2004

jizzeria

when your compulsively, uncontrollably cumming similar to the uncontrollableness of diarrhea.

his pants are soaked and its not pee, its jizzeria

by Famousto0 February 20, 2008

jizzert

When a dude is about to jizz in a girls mouth, he grabs whip cream and unloads in her mouth and fills her mouth with whip cream and she eats it- Jizzert. Also a strawberry may be added to increase flavor.

She wasnt expecting it when i grabbed a can of whip cream came in her mouth and filled it with whip cream and stuffed a strawberry in her mouth, it was a strawberry jizzert.

by Ray Reynolds February 24, 2008