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Derek Jeter

Derek Jeter used to be the Captain of the Yankees, but after Joe Girardi found him parking the Winnebago in Jorge Posada, he promoted him to Rear Admiral.
by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009
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Jetered

Jessica Alba got "Jetered" and now has to take Valtrex for her herpes.

std herpes jeter
by oscarthegrouch42086 November 20, 2013
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Jeter

number 2 on the yankees; an unbelievably hott guy wit gorgeous eyes
dude check out jeter's ass
by jaydee October 17, 2003
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Derek Jeter

The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.
I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.
by Tardy McTard March 29, 2005
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Bruce Jennered

(alternatively "Bruised Gendered") When you rip a man's genetilia off and stick it head first up thir own rectums and proceed to preform intercourse with it in the anus.
I'm gonna Bruce Jenner that son of a bitch.
Hah! that son of a bitch got Bruce Jennered.
by Bombaclots Bill November 9, 2015
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Caitlyn Jenner

A term for someone who used to be one of the boys but now is isn’t. Such as Bruce becoming Caitlyn.
Fuck Max has become a real Caitlyn Jenner since taking the promotion
by Maddog sick cunt July 27, 2021
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kylie jenner lips

Painfully fake looking lips. . They can always be spotted from the side. If you rolled your upper lip up and your lower lip down, glued them to you face, and covered them with matte lipstick, YOU would have Kylie Jenner lips. Congratulations.
Girl #1: OMG, I'm going to get "temporary" fillers injected into my lips so they will look like Kylie

Kylie Jenner lips.

Girl #2: Okay, whatever makes you happy. Just make sure you get a decent doctor to do it . Otherwise, they'll look lumpy and misshapen like Snooki's lips and teeth.
by CielBleu November 16, 2015
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