Upper Jethro

An uppercut punch but thrown to the dick.

This guy was talking trash on the bleachers, so I gave him the Upper Jethro.

by Twitchy1 September 8, 2021

Shivesh Jethwa

Shivesh Jethwa is the realist n*gga ever.

He is usually a black person.

He can say the n-word.

Girl : oh my gosh it’s Shivesh Jethwa

Boy: he’s the realest n*gga

by MeisnotBjdoobooer November 9, 2022

Jethro

To consume food with an insatiable appetite- an unquenchable hunger. The desire to eat as much as Jethro Bodine aka 'the six foot stomach' from The Beverly Hillbillies.

I didn't eat breakfast OR lunch today.. I am totally gonna Jethro when I get to that buffet after work!

by cousinfrozenface September 24, 2011

Jetaime

a sultry vampiric female whose silence is filled by deep thoughts of domination and control.

She acted like such a Jetaime last night. She drew me in even though she was silent.

by Christina Jasliene. February 28, 2009

Jehad

A cool dude who likes mac and cheese

Jehad is my favorite person.

by ImayNOTbeTALLbutIcanDOother December 3, 2020

Jethro Mussolini

Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.

Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.

Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.

Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."

by Giacomo G October 17, 2007

Jethrosexual

A redneck metrosexual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady's deepest needs. A blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. A strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the NASCAR-watching, Jack Daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.

Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.

by stonequay June 6, 2012