Jean Jerky : The male sexual organ or some may call it Cock, Penis, DIck or Wiener. Also Known as Trouser Trout, One eyed purple womb weasel, Shlong, Dong, Wanker, Big Johnson and Meat Stick.
Scientists claim jean jerky is a combination of male camel toe and aging in an arid environment
Scientists claim jean jerky is a combination of male camel toe and aging in an arid environment
On a long road trip the Judy said to jimmy "Im Hungry" Jimmy replied "Come get some of this jean jerky"
by Mr Really Awesom May 14, 2015
Get the jean jerkymug. An snk (attack on titan) joke for one of the most popular characters, they always make fun of Jean because of his "horse face" and so fans call him Jean the horse.
by JadenLovley97 July 10, 2016
Get the Jean the horsemug. A pair of jeans, too tight for a man to wear, thus cutting off circulation of the lower extremities, especially the package. As made popular by the Atypical Sports Show podcast www.atypicalsportsshow.com
Man, look how tight those vasecto-jeans are. You can see the sweat rolling down his leg and everything.
by m1zzark September 19, 2009
Get the vasecto-jeansmug. Laura jean’s are typically strong, hard headed, they fucking know what they want and they’re gonna get it. They are hard to put into words; unique just like the name. If you’re lucky enough to meet a Laura jean don’t let that biddy go.
by Yardikno2 December 11, 2019
Get the laura jeanmug. Alright bro, I was standing there dick game on hard and this bitch grinding on me left me feeling that Jean Juice running down my leg.
by WEB Dabois January 22, 2020
Get the Jean Juicemug. Cop:we searched MJ's house and all we found was a pair of Jeans.
Mother:OMG that's Billie's Jeans
(Distant hehe heard in background)
Mother:OMG that's Billie's Jeans
(Distant hehe heard in background)
by Meaty Maestro May 29, 2019
Get the Billie's Jeansmug. by ironic mf November 5, 2019
Get the Momma Jeansmug.