The action of a girl pressing her boobs tightly together, while a guy explosively cums on the crack, creating a rapid flow of cum, often looking like white water rapids.
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That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.
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A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...
Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
by sickNtwisted October 5, 2006
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I pulled my dick out of her mouth right before I was going to cum, I stood up as she layed down on the bed and I launched a jizz rocket. Man, she was drenched in cum, along with the bed and walls!
by Caffeine February 26, 2004
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by Chris Fancsy October 23, 2006
Get the tree jizz mug.To give up and cause your white children to leave your erected penis onto/into either a woman's chest, Back, Arse, Face, or Hair. Sometimes caused by thinking about Women you could never fuck, then rubbing yourself for 1-4 minutes, then finishing on a paper towl, the toilet, outside the window, or onto the computer
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