jared harley

Is a "tumblr famous" douche-bag who dates every other tumblr famous girl out there.

Faggot 1: Did you hear? Jared Harley broke up with Aly!!
Ugly Girl: OMG NO!!!!1

by lolslolsolsols January 1, 2012

japseye

This is a way of describing a mans pee-hole because its the shape of a japanesse mans eye!

I have a sting in my japseye when I pee!

Shut up or i'll flick your japseye!!

by GaNjaGaN July 12, 2004

Jared Goof

Deragatory name for Los Angeles Rams’ quarterback Jared Goff, used whenever he has a bad game, such as Super Bowl LIII when he failed to score a touchdown the entire night.

God damn, Jared Goof is a fucking moron. He can’t read a defense for shit and he is just a puppet of Sean McVay.

by Pyrple October 21, 2019

Jared

The act of somebody saying something that he or she thinks will be funny but nobody laughs

That was a jared

by Jared Butkovich November 8, 2017

Jared Kusnitz

Young actor best known for his portrayal of Jimmy in Dance of the Dead, as well as Henry on ABC's cancelled series Surviving Suburbia.

Jimmy: You guys... we're in a funeral home.

Jared Kusnitz is a good actor.

by Đăķåņą September 29, 2009

Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

jareema

Is a beautiful angel. She will always make you happy. She can make you laugh when you mad. She precious to the world and should never be forgotten. Jareema is Bae and will forever be Bae. She deserve the world.

I love you jareema

by Mr. Valentine1024 March 27, 2016