Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

by President Robert Bruininks July 28, 2008

spunk bubble in shit dust

a derogatory term for the remnants found after a good go up the wrong 'un, (think the greenhouse scene in scum)

"JESUS CHRIST" cried Barry woefully, releasing last nights spunk bubble in shit dust

Mary only realized her son was a gay when in the course of changing his sheets, she revealed an arse droplet of spunk bubble in shit dust

by geoff peas November 9, 2007

Apple iShit

Try saying Apple iShit 10 times fast--think European mountains.
On a related note, now trying saying Apple is shit 10 times fast...lol.

Apple iShit, Apple iShit, AppliShit, Appalachian
Apple is shit, Apple is shit, Abble is shit, a bullshit

by JsiBird February 24, 2010

Irish Institute of Monterrey

The Irish Institute of Monterrey is considered one of the best schools in Mexico, in part because of the integral formation received by its students, and the legendary personnel. The ex-alumni usually have great career opportunities, either by hard work, or the usual, by inheritance.

"Man, why did he get the job and I didn't?"
"He was in the Irish Institute of Monterrey, and in this organizaction they really appreciate an integral formation"

by dark-parrot October 14, 2011

Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution (RI), founded in 1823, is the oldest and most prestigious school in Singapore for pre-tertiary education. It is an independent school, providing secondary education through a boys-only Year 1-4 section and pre-university education through a co-educational Year 5-6 section. Its current campus is in Bishan. It's Sister School is Raffles Girls' School (RGS). There is a stereotype that every Rafflesian is a nerd and geek, but they are mostly all-round individuals.

Tim: Which secondary school do you want to go to?
Tom: Oh I wish to go to Raffles Institution, my PSLE score is sufficient, since their COP is only 216.
Tim: I'm afraid, my friend, that instead of 216, it is 261.
Tim: Oh no screw you :(

by Hol Up April 20, 2018

Ipshita

The most savage girl i know. Pretty eyes. Can be cute and scary at the same time. If you ever talk to her u will for sure like her.Always the best.

Ipshita is the queen

by Whotfcaresaboutyou March 12, 2022

institutional evil

Something that liberals fail to acknowledge or even admit exists.

Infact liberals won't even admit or acknowledge that evil exists because they're beloved institutions have convinced them that there is no such thing.

Unlike the rest of us,liberals are perfectly happy being TOLD what to think.

by suck it dry bitches April 21, 2005