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impotent rage

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.
Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.
by LordHotPie May 15, 2019
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Impractical Jokers

Warning, the following program contains images of graphic stupidity between four friends who compete to embarrass each other
Coming up on Impractical Jokers
Why is Q all wet?
Has Sal met his worst enemy?
What's got Joe in a pickle?
Why is tonight's big loser getting high?
*dunununun*
*laughing*
by XMG772 March 12, 2018
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Impregnate

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.
Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
by SlopNChop August 14, 2017
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impedophile

a)someone who enjoys barring progress in any given endeavor.
b)a person who takes pleasure in deliberate inadequate miss-communication creating confusion and impeding progress particularly in work situations.
c) a Play on words to suggest someone who causes confusion also is involved in boy molestation, by way of an insult in (bad taste).
Steve: Hey Tbag you god damned Impedophile stop getting in my way.
Tariq : *muffled* quiet you

Leeroy: (just finishing counting through thousands of cans in inventory taking) 3495, 3496, 3497, threeth.....

Tariq: 12, 49673, 3, 456, 86 *perverted smirk*
by Labtekape April 28, 2010
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impregnify

Wazzunt me. That other crazy sumbitch is the one that tried ta bangulate and impregnify that female over there, not I.
by Diego Mendez July 13, 2016
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impossigifter

Is a person who is impossible to buy a gift for. This could be because they have everything, or are extremely fussy, or return everything you give them.
My friend is an impossigifter. I can't seem to find her a good birthday gift, because everytime I give her something, she always returns it.
by suzgirl January 17, 2017
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Impressive cock

Keanu Reeves' character Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 who has an impressive cock.
You're starting to reminder me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.
by botoxthisbotoxthat January 9, 2021
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