Every time he goes out people approach him on the street and tell them how much he helped them.... And he's like "What, wait... I never said that." And then he realizes that IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS HYM! ME HYM! And then he cries like a bitch about it because he wants the 80,000 a month he gets on patreon but he KNOWS that he's defrauding them! He can't tell the truth because he'll lose everything! And NOW, he's trying to rally politicians behind him like Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw, collude with the media, BEGGING them to protect him so he can pretend to be a religious thought leader! Even though HIS THOUGHTS aren't what made those people throw their money at him! Lookathimlookathimlookathim! He's "Duplicitous" now! Ahahahahahaha! Look. He's going to try to beat me to the punch and kill the creature before me. Jordan... If a casual gaze from me was enough to SHEAR YOU TO YOUR CORE... What are YOU going to do the the creature!? If The Humbling River that is my soul washing over you was enough to rend the spirit from your meat Gundam... What hope do you possibly have against the creature? What are you going to do when I get there!? Silence me!? Super-bosses are immune to status effects you idiot! What accessory do you think I have equipped!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Take a guess! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HUMBLE MYSELF BEFORE HIM!? And not ME Hym but HIM HIM!? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What happens when you kill it, Jordan?
What are YOU going to do when the creature RESURRECTS ITSELF FROM THE DEAD!? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! Did you!? All of the religious people that watch and I bet NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT! Ye of little faith! I bet you all thought "You can't kill God" or "God isn't real". And THAT is exactly how I know that you can't do it! It's too late. You didn't think of it fast enough. 0 out of 9 billion. You know what? If you thought of it, good for you, you clearly get it. So, what I'm going to do is take challengers inbetween rounds and whoever thought of it gets first dibs.
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
Get the Mistaken Identitymug. Aka. G.C.R.I. or just generational consistency, When the religious beliefs of an individual match their parents, guardians, and or grandparent’s religious beliefs. The more generations from the same family who have the same beliefs, the stronger the generational consistency is.
Lynda: Hi. I’m Lynda. I noticed you are new to this temple, so I figured I would introduce myself.
Jordan: I’m Jordan. I just moved here from Detroit, Michigan. So how long have you been involved in this temple?
Lynda: I have been involved in this faith my whole life. I have generationally consistent religious identity. Four different generations of my family, previous to mine, have gone to this temple.
Jordan: That is a long line religious devotion in one family. Very impressive.
Lynda: Indeed, it is. Thanks.
Jordan: I’m Jordan. I just moved here from Detroit, Michigan. So how long have you been involved in this temple?
Lynda: I have been involved in this faith my whole life. I have generationally consistent religious identity. Four different generations of my family, previous to mine, have gone to this temple.
Jordan: That is a long line religious devotion in one family. Very impressive.
Lynda: Indeed, it is. Thanks.
by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021
Get the generationally consistent religious identitymug. A term that protects cultural assimilators when people speak out against them. Supposedly, defined as the race you feel the most connected to. A person who adopts a racial identity might begin to: speak stereotypically, dress in outdated/ stereotypical clothing, change their physical appearance artificially, or state that they want to be reborn into their racial identity. Typically, but not as the exception, adopters of a racial identity are White American teenagers. Certain laws have been put into place to make it harder to protect your own culture from them. Search also: black Face, Jim Crow (character), weebs, and Oli London
1: Wassup my Bruther?
2: Why are you talking like that?
1: Cus I'm Black. I just got my results back on 23 and me, and it turns out I'm 30% Northeastern African, so I wanted to embrace my Black culture.
2: Not all Africans are Black, and there are other ways to embrace your heritage.
1: Shut up! You don't understand. Being Black is my racial identity. I'm Black and I've always been Black, Now I just have proof!
2: Why are you talking like that?
1: Cus I'm Black. I just got my results back on 23 and me, and it turns out I'm 30% Northeastern African, so I wanted to embrace my Black culture.
2: Not all Africans are Black, and there are other ways to embrace your heritage.
1: Shut up! You don't understand. Being Black is my racial identity. I'm Black and I've always been Black, Now I just have proof!
by Mracceptable September 6, 2020
Get the Racial Identitymug. A marketing method that shifts the consumer's identity from the consumer to a product to get the consumer to buy it and love it.
Identity transference is a way that marketers distort reality by getting potential car buyers to come to feel that they can become the car they want to buy. After they buy it, they feel they are one with it, and happily spend money to maintain it in the best condition (sometimes better than themselves).
by but for January 17, 2021
Get the identity transferencemug. When someone/a company creates a new brand identity and it is boring and blah (bland) - doesn't do anything for the brand and is pretty much worse than the brand was to begin with.
Customer 1: Did you notice the new logo for that computer store.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.
by DaveMK March 2, 2010
Get the Bland Identitymug. Sexual disassociated identity disorder is when someone sexual personality chooses to have sexual relations with person place
Or thing
This also relates to sexual abuse
Or thing
This also relates to sexual abuse
by rafael e Reyes January 11, 2019
Get the sexual dissociative identity disordermug. Treating someone in certain ways to give them an identity that is better or worse than the one they have.
An example of identity-giving is when one day, someone treats someone else as if they were a genius, then on another day that person treats the person in ways that say that person is fool.
by but for January 17, 2021
Get the Identity-givingmug.