Amanda-ism

Something extraordinarily sarcastic and/or offensive yet extremely true.

Bob: You're drinking again?

Amanda: Fuck off, even Jesus turned water into wine. If he wasn't so douchey I'd probably like the fella....

Bob: Did you just call Jesus douchey?

Amanda: yea.

"Amanda-ism"

by WITard March 14, 2012

Sef-ism

Sef-ism is a belief system, creed or political ideology that every ideal, action and especially personal opinions express only apathy. Led under the Leadership of Sef The Indifferent in the early 21st century.

"I dont care, long live Sef-ism"

by Sef The Indiffeerent March 27, 2013

Kevin-ism

The non Catholic way of religion that has 5 less commandments (as 10 is too many to remember), the 5 commandments remaining have been modified to fit in today's society, No more Sunday early AM Masses come Saturday night and drink my wine (Bacardi, Coke w/ Lime) and eat my Christ chips, no alter servers below the age of 21, the spokespersons of the sermon can and are required to be involved (with no celibacy) so there are no involvement with any and all followers and like the Catholics all is forgiven as well.

Had Tiger Woods and his ex wife joined the Kevin-ism culture prior to getting married there would have been no issues as his adulterous ways would not have happened. We tried to convert him prior to a divorce as all things can be saved and forgiven

by Father of Kevin-ism September 1, 2010

Freddie-ism

a freddie-ism is a common remark or a completely irrelevant comment made by one who is a freddie, often followed up with a song and/or dance.

"i told craig and them i was gonna kick it with them... well gotta go see you when i see you." "if you cry what's the baby gonna do???" "people want the song" "who does that" "ima give you a three piece right in the mouth" all of which are crazy freddie-isms coinciding with their own dances and glares

by constablecrusader October 17, 2010

duhism, duh-ism

A blantantly and painfully obvious consequence or result. A result so incredibly predictable that an expectation of another result is just plain stupid or dumb.

Term can be replaced with "of course stupid" or "you should be smacked"

That Suzie's was truly surprised and agast that she was fired after she lost the most confidential records of her company's key client while visiting her best friend--- who works for the client's competition---was a "duhism."

by Jucinda L. Fenn May 6, 2005

retard ism

the state of being retarded.

Down syndrome people usually have retard ism.

by Wills0 June 5, 2009

ted-ism

A compleatly random comment said at an innapropriate time or place

"oh thats one of them hookers right?"

Talking about the "hook and leader" method of introducing an essay

by Tessmer June 19, 2006