You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

ipads

Plural of ipad, an electronic tablet by Apple brand.

Come on kids, stop playing silly games on your ipads.

by dragonsarecute April 28, 2019

Ipad 2013

When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse

Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.

by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020

iPad girl

An iPad girl is a type of iPad kid, they usually listen musics, playing games or watching videos with they're headphones or earphones, or sometimes drawing in procreate and Ibis paint.

"Hey look, I found an iPad girl in setia city

mall!! "

Haiqal: that's Zafeera mannerd, she always likes family-oriented shows rather than liking electro boom videos.

Alif M: she's just always watching family shows while he was eating??

by iPad girl January 21, 2024

iPad Kid

Children that were given an iPad at a young age. They're usually loud, annoying and like Roblox, Fortnite, Cocomelon and RyansToysReviews. Their iPads are usually crusty amd dirty; covered in cheeto dust. If they were forced to go outside, they'll come up to you and ask if you have games on your phone; if you answer no they'll start screaming and throwing a tantrums. Their mothers are usually karens that spoil them rotten.

Two fine examples of an iPad kid are Quackity and Screech from DOORS.

A: Why is this iPad so dirty?
B: Oh don't touch that, it belongs to lil Timmy, he's an iPad Kid

by iliketoconsumrbutter August 31, 2022

iPad Screenshot

When someone snaps or chats you and you take a picture with your iPad so they don’t know. Usually its a weird chat or hot snap that you want to save without them knowing

Regina took an iPad Screenshot of the weird chats that Chris sent.

by special_relativity November 21, 2022

iPad kid

Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kid", this pejorative slang term meaning "screen addict" refers to the country Indonesia having world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.

With kids in every corner of Jakarta glued to their phones, it's hard not to call them all iPad kids these days!

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025