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impooplad!

he did not turn the table the table turned him!

the sky becomes red the grass becomes brown the trees become blue the leaves become purple the roads crack the sidewalks explode the planes crash the cars fly the submarines float and the boats dive lightbulbs make the house dark and curtains make the house bright wearing thick coats make you feel cold and being naked feels hot winter is summer and summer is winter snow is black and the sun is black plants walk animals talk sharks build houses sea monkeys revolt rats eat snakes rabbits eat eagles blue whales are tiny and Etruscan shrews are giant life is death and death I life destruction fixes and fixing destroys

THE ENDING IS THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING IS THE END!
Jim: look its impooplad!
Tom: oh no...
by impooplad March 18, 2023
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Impossipussy

A transgender person’s pussy that was made artificially via surgery but looks and tastes exactly the same.
“I hooked up with this trans chick last night and goddamn that impossipussy was crazy good! #icantbelieveitsnotpussy!”
by Andy Bronto April 17, 2023
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genetically impolite

someone who is of destible nature, or lower intelligence
by Steve Anderson October 6, 2004
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Self importing

Making one's self seem much more important than you really are.
Jack is self importing himself to the boss.
by Wumpy December 16, 2011
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Playtime Imposter

Somebody who dresses up like another's partner in order to have sex with them.
I was fucking my girlfriend, and then I realized it was a playtime imposter.
by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017
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make the impossible

Shortened version of the full phrase, “To make the impossible, possible.”

An action or words spoken at a key moment that makes all the difference between success or failure.
Master shows apprentice how to use a tool: “if you hold it like this, you make the impossible...”
by Speedglue April 20, 2021
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AMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTA BALLS

PLEASE STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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HEY BRO HAVE YOU SEEN THESE AMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTA BALLS NOOOO STOP GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
by lmaostrider May 17, 2022
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