Humayun

A loyal and trustworthy friend to those who don’t cross him. A bastard and dickhead to those who do cross him. Big dick attracts all the ladies and he is amazing in bed. (Sex god). He’s rich but doesn’t show it. He cares for certain people in his life e.g. his family, close friends and his girlfriend/wife. He looks after his girlfriend/wife especially. He always puts family first. You need a Humayun in your life

Random person: Did you see that guy?!

Another random person: He’s definitely a Humayun

by wallis-brown-junior April 23, 2019

sport hump

A harmless heterosexual act of playful dominance.

Hey guys, lets sport hump my uncle.

by Very smart guy July 21, 2003

humpage

sexual mileage, sexual longevity

"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009

two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.

Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly

by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005

space hump

To repeatedly thrust one's genitalia in a sexual manner into a space free of inanimate objects or living things; to hump without a designated target. The space hump is often used as a sign of personal victory, or is a result of extreme inebriation. The space hump can be performed from the traditional standing position, or by lying on one's back and thrusting towards the sky. Additional credit for style is added when done from an elevated position, such as atop a piece of furniture.

- When Bobby won the chess tournament, he jumped up on the table and celebrated with a space hump.

- I could tell John had been drinking, as he was standing on the couch shouting "Get these balls" and doing the space hump.

by Grandpa Sideways March 8, 2009

hump day

Means Wednesday. Simple.
Also connected to the meaning of Kegnesday in some parts of South Africa.
Does NOT mean the day we get to hump. People are glad it's hump day simply because it's Wednesday ie: downhill to the weekend.....

Yay it's hump day!

by JulietDBN January 7, 2016

take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.

uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!

by CGPinFL June 16, 2011