Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.
"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo
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You fucking humans, you have killed yourselves just so you can get some more useless green papers.
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Human

People, and what we should refer to people as instead of referring to them by their race.
Michael Brown was a human being. The cop who was involved in that shooting is a human being. The children in Ferguson are human beings. Hitler was a human being. George Zimmerman is a human being.
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n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.
In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.
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The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.
Her: What do you think of this species Gabe?
Me: Awful, utterly distasteful, just human
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howfully you know what that is i mean its what the fuck you are if youre reading this now stop searching shit you all know
i am a human that searched human in the urban dictionary
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