Horizontal Dancing

The act of laying down on something, and flailing your arms and legs about to music, thus creating the effect that you are dancing.

(Laying on bed talking)

Kenzie: This is a good song!

Caitlin: I have to dance but im too lazy to get up...

Kenzie: Now is a time for Horizontal dancing!

by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011

get horizontal

sleep, eye, bedtime

i'm pretty merged dude, i think i'll get horizontal!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

horizontalism

the desire to put an end to all hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism, patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society

akin to anarchism

implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!

She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!!

Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.

by phlegmy August 6, 2011

horizontalized

To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.

After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.

by Wellsville Mike October 6, 2009

Horizontal Pearls

When your dog hasn't been neutered and his balls are always visible.

Dude, your dogs Horizontal Pearls are all over your pillow!!!

by Chi Chi Chamberlain April 23, 2011

horizontal line dancing

Horizontal line dancing means to have sex. Sexual intercourse.

Trailer park boys season 3 episode 8- Mr.lahey-"hey Barb why don't we skip line dancing class tonight and have a little horizontal line dancing".

by nativecock08 April 5, 2016

Horizontal rocking chair

When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair

Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair

by Gerzman July 18, 2017