Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.

The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.

by Cleatus Titson August 5, 2021

Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.

I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.

by MDWAR December 14, 2012

Hoofing

To kick or knee a woman in the vagina

She stepped on my foot and I hoofing her away was a reaction.

by Hoo f ing March 20, 2023

Hoof Mut

A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.

“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”

by Lou Slips October 28, 2023

Hoofed

To have enthusiastically snorted a drug in powder form.

Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.

by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023

Toe in the hoof

Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof

I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight

by Megan’s toe December 31, 2018

Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack

“My camel toe is so big it must be a camel hoof”

by Daddy B D July 11, 2018