Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021

Caribou hoof

Similar to a Moose Knuckle but much more bulbous and pronounced and unlike a Camel Toe, it has a deep crevice and defined canyon walls.

My friend Tommy and I were at Pete’s coffee and a chick walked through the door with the largest Caribou Hoof that I have ever seen. The whole restaurant stopped and admired.

by Napa Vally Golfer February 20, 2021

Hoof

what you call someone who is really attractive, pleasant to the eye

woah you see that guy over there... he’s a major hoof!

by hcfxoxo June 4, 2018

hoof doof

A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing

Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022

Hoof

Slang for "good".

ayo bruh, that shit was hoof.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

to hoof it

To walk for an extended period of time. Synonym to "trek".

If you want to come over, you're going to have to hoof it. I can't give you a ride.

by Peter Crawford February 23, 2014