cry hangover

The feeling you experience the morning after you had a good crying session. Similar to an alcoholic hangover, it is characterized by headache, dehydration and a general feeling of crappyness.

Did you drink last night?
No, I'm suffering from a cry hangover.

by Silversword September 1, 2014

FIFA Hangover

Also known as a Fifover - is when you and your boys stay up way too late playing FIFA, and when you wake up the next day you are extremely tired and all you can think about is Futbol, and beating your friends in FIFA next week.

Rando: "Bryan, I have a FIFA hangover man."
Bryan: "Yeah we were up late man, my Fifover is gnarly."
Randy: "I'm gonna make your Real Madrid bend over next week."
Bryan: "Shuuut uup! I'll wreck you!"

by ghettorando901 September 1, 2014

Half Term Hangover

When you go back to school or college after a half term or holiday and you can’t listen or learn to what the teachers are telling you because you’re not in the educational state of mind yet.

Guy 1: Did you catch a word of what Mr. Price just said in our last lesson?

Guy 2: Nah man I have a major half term hangover.

by Benny Riktor April 20, 2010

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

Someone who does not use proper etiquette when giving a gentalman oral pleasure.

Dude Betty is such a whore. John said she sucked his dick like a Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

by GramLovesHam April 7, 2016

Hong Kong Special

A relatively inexpensive no-frills item of oriental origin. Quite often found on Ebay or other lower-grade 'marketplace' shops these items are the Van Damme of the electronic world.

"ooooOOOH RIGHT!...Marked up as 'Gift Item', no import tax for me"

"That dudes as tight as a fishes arse, he's got through three phone batteries already this month, maybe he should layoff them hong kong specials!"

by rarganCCS January 26, 2010

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

This is the automated message that Omegle gives you when chatting with a stranger on their website. It is not sent by the other person. it is an informational phrase and is only to let you know that that person was chosen randomly and you will not know who they are because they are a stranger.

Sir: I think I'm going to go on Omegle!

*opens up omegle*

*reads automated message*

Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

by Hotter babe May 7, 2021

orgasm hangover

Also known as a 'dick hangover'. The warm, gooey, slightly ticklish sensation that lingers after busting a nut. The penis remains sensitive as the last few drops of jizz crawl through the urethra.

"Tom: I've got a heck of an orgasm hangover."
"Harry: Just pee it out."

by Dirt Werker January 16, 2009