hoebaggy

a word for someone who is a douche bag; this type of person is a dumbass and says retarded stuff 24/7; This is also somebody who lacks in friends; an overall loser.

Origin: A great pirate and lumberjack of a man made it when in his math class as a comeback to a lame remark by a Patel.

Donny: Celine Dione ROCKS!
Cool Kids and Nonlosers: What a freaking hoebaggy.
Third Person: 4serious.

Ryan: Hey guys let's go pick up fine hunnies at the mall!
Us: You are such a fcken hoebaggy.
Ryan: Your mom.
Us: Well I gotta give you some props, I myself used to go to the mall to pick up fine hunnies,...then I turned 10.

by Anti-HOEBAGGY July 28, 2008

hobaggage

When a girl who you hooked up with one time because you were wasted keeps calling you.

Nah, I can't watch the game today, man. I've got some serious hobaggage weighing me down. Remember Caroline? Yeah, that slut has been calling me for the past week. I'm like, get over it, it was just head.

by Oohaw September 15, 2005

hobag

Literally, a "bag of ho." A hobag is a person (usually female) who is slutty, all over everyone she meets, or just plain annoying.

Another form of this word is the less-commonly used "whorebag."

Guy: Man, Melissa is all over that guy! She never even met him before!
Guy2: Yeah, dude. She is such a hobag!
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Girl: Jane is such a catty person, the hobag.

by Christina S May 10, 2006

Hobag

A name, not necessarily referring to a ho, that you call some one when they piss you off.

A demeaning term.

That hobag got a better test grade than me by sleepin with the teacher. Can't stand her!

by NLC April 14, 2005

Hoe Bag

A human sack of hoe; bag of hoe.

That Rachael girl is such a hoe bag!

by Maegz69 April 6, 2008

hobag

term describing a slutty person.

that girl was an uber-hobag.....

by Kellie April 29, 2003

hobagel

A terms of endearment for someone/something of questionable history that has redeeming qualities.

Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.

by autropos August 1, 2007