Hokiness

Corny, artificial, fake

To describe someone or something as being hokey or hoky (alternative spelling); being corny or artificial.

Another word for it as a noun is: Hokum.

"I opened Disney Channel the other night, all I could find on there were some teenage sitcoms with so much hokiness... it was unbearable."

or

"I hate Matt, his jokes are just so hokey..."

by IloveDisney(probablytm)nohate November 27, 2012

Hosing out a garbage can

Having intercourse with a large, stanky pussy

Banging that skank was like hosing out a garbage can

by Retoxicate June 13, 2015

Hoiner

Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.

Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!

Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!

by doucheface November 27, 2015

Hoein Or Goin

When a bitch wanna show up to the party and drink all your liquor and smoke all your weed without pitching in and being a mooch so you give her 2 options she sucks everyones dick or she can kick rocks as in get the fuck out!!!

That bitch shannon didn't pay her way, she's either Hoein or Goin!

by Stoni tha boss November 18, 2017

hoeing my shit

When someone is messing with you or playing with you and or stalling on you.

Oh my gosh daniel wont take me out on a date he is “hoeing my shit”.

by Cherriosman November 24, 2017

Hointje oll

A breed of pig

Wow that hointje oll will taste nice

by Hejakdndjsksnsns69 September 7, 2021

Klubin Hopin'

absolutely outrageously wonderful

That was Klubin Hopin' time at that party last night!

by chillaondavilla March 18, 2009