Double hitter

When two women share a dildo made for two women to share

Jill: Hey Jolene, want to try out my double hitter?
Jolene: what's that?
Jill: you know, it's like scissoring, but with a dildo made for dwo

by H. Heroine August 17, 2017

Switch Hitter

Someone seemingly straight. Bats for the other team instead.

Chris is such a Switch Hitter, we don't even know how he got his wife.

by Trednek7 June 21, 2021

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

one hitter

when you get hit so hard that your knees buckle and you look like a punk cause you cant take a hit

man did you see Chester put that one hitter on Onye at the club. Onye got knocked the F... out!!!!!!!

by 680 KM September 13, 2005

Pipe hitter

A crack head i.e. hunter biden

President Biden’s son hunter is a real pipe hitter, he smoked crack before fucking his dead brothers wife.

by Freeborn Johnson June 23, 2021

Banjo Hitter

A baseball player who hits like he's swinging a banjo.

Juan Pierre is a banjo hitter with speed.

by KCoff January 2, 2008

Hard Hitterz

The baddest clan on socom.You mess with them, you get SHOWstopped

by Anonymous September 26, 2003