couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.

Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot

by ERA Kendry December 3, 2016

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019

hitter

1. a person who hits a ball with a bat, racket, stick, etc. to score runs or points in a game.
2. a barber who is absolutely amazing at cutting hair.
3. a hair trimmer which cuts super sharp and eats hair for breakfast when balding out or detailing. Also known as a 'httr' for short in the barber community because of 'httr' the barber brand.

What a great hitter. He scored several runs!
The barber is a hitter bro. Look how fine my hair is!
These trimmers are fire bro! They are hitters!
(also - These trimmers hit hard bro!)

by httrman September 26, 2023

Pinch hitter

The act of anal on an individual that is pinching one off. Also refered to act when one has left behind some fecal matter on ones genitals when pulling out.

Todd took Barney to the shower to be a pinch hitter. That bathroom still stinks like shit!

by Yupsidid March 15, 2018