Hemophobic

The fear of homosexual emo people

Me: look at those emo guys making out over there LOL
Bob: HOLY SHIT GET THEM AWAY FROM ME
Me: haha you're so hemophobic

by EmoHater9000 December 21, 2008

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

where i am currently in full time education. we albino hemophiliacs need a place where we can work and play together and chew each other's ears, and stay inside all day in darkness away from the sun

i go to the little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs because i am an albino hemophiliac

by bizzle dizzle the kizzle shizzle nizzle September 18, 2003

Hemodroid

An extremely annoying person. It even hurts your anus when you communicate with a hemodroid. Also often associated with wordAngel/word

"Ah, could you shut the fuck up, hemodroid?"

by LeftButtcheek July 18, 2003

Hemorrsaurass

a condition in which you must use a pool float in order to sit down. Usually caused by hemorrhoids, but can also be contracted by anal sex. Particularly those cases not involving proper lubrication

1. Chris: "man my ass is killing me"
Brian: "sounds like you have a case of hemorrsaurass"

2. "I thought dinosaurs were extinct but i think the hemorrsaurass is back!!"

by Mikula December 24, 2007

hemorroid

That thing that slipped out of Shane Dawson’s pants in his recent Instagram photo.

“Did you hear? Shane Dawson’s hemorroid pad slipped out of his pants and paparazzi caught it on video.”

by Assthetic November 22, 2018

Hemoglobin

If the feeling of your period blood fastly releasing itself from your vagina when you laugh or sneeze made a sound it would sound like the word ‘hemoglobin’.

OMG sis, I just hemoglobined!!!

by Lolvscosksksksksks September 23, 2019

Hemorrhagic Technophilia

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010