heimerdinger dump

A massive, greasy, monumental shit often taken shortly after consuming large amounts of fast or otherwise fried foods.

"Dude, I just took an absolute heimerdinger dump in the Walmart bathroom. It's like Hiroshima in there."

by comicallylargejimmy August 18, 2025

dyslex-heimers

A cross between alzheimers & dyslexia, where the little that you remember is all mixed up.

I have been aflected with Dyslex-heimers since I entered the business world.

by H Kopciak August 26, 2008

phil heimerl

The best news reporter ever! He works for the True North Radio Network, which is on throughout Northern Michigan. He is bald and says his name like this. "Hi, I'm Phil Heimrooooool"

Friend "Phil Heimerl is great"
Me "I know!"

by Dx Pussy Eater February 10, 2018

hemmertyphen

the affliction of having multicolored or abnormally colored poop.

Oh man, I totally just had some hemmertyphen!

by Roark November 6, 2008

Himerflube

(Him-er-flube)
The overwhelming feeling of laughing and cring at the same time.

"That was a total himerflube."

Idk, its like if you hurt you fall down stairs, its histerical and hurts all at the same time. So it's a cry and a laugh mixed together. It's usually a great feeling, don't worry.

by Stomp and sizzle. November 6, 2007

Heiserer

Down-right awesome.

Them is some heiserer's right there.

by Danish-one March 6, 2009

Heifered

When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.

Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."

by ykayfields May 28, 2011