Having a Beeby

Having a general nightmare of a day. Often involves being particularly unlucky.

Jonathan is having a beeby

by Le Captain January 24, 2013

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019

Having twins

When you take a dump and have just finished wiping, and you feel another log coming.

Sorry I’m late, I was in the bathroom and realized I was having twins.

by Peppylongstockings January 7, 2021

Having so much fun right now

When you are just laughing with friends and one of them say “we are having so much fun right now” even tho your not really.

Me: HAHAHHA

Friend: we are having so much fun right now

by HAIMBOBSISTAR March 22, 2021

having a tug

Fixing up the blankets on your bed while making it.

James was having a tug while making his bed.

by Lionel Jackson November 22, 2013

having trouble finding nemo

A dude looking for the C.L.I.T.

A young boy who still looking for you know what

A single dude looking for a fuck friend

A gay looking for anything else than Nemo EX. hotmales

Hey dude, having some troubles finding Nemo ?

by Jeff Nemo Belanger January 13, 2004

Having Dex

The enjoyable act of sitting on your couch, watching the hit T.V series "Dexter"

If I get home in time I'm having Dex

by theskiflyer October 21, 2010