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Ultimate happiness

When Two beings love each other so much that absolutely everything is about the other person. That you would give them your last cookie. You would wash their hair in the shower. You would bring them flowers every week just to see them smile. That you would send them texts of sunrises first thing in the morning to make their day better. That you would call them just to say you love them and that’s all you say. That you write them love notes on the toilet paper with a sharpee just to say you care. That you would do anything for this person even if it made you give up something you really cared about. That you would kiss them with morning breath. That you would pluck the hair from their unwanted areas. That you would give them the last glass of wine, the last bite of Dessert. That you would rub their feet just to give them a break. That you would bring them a hot wash cloth just to wipe their face in the morning in bed. You change their breaks just because you want them safe.
Mike and Heather have achieved ultimate happiness in their relationship!
by BigMikeMike May 13, 2019
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bus hopping

randomly taking a bus to a random stop and taking another random bus from there! for funzies! the more u hop, the more awesome it gets!!! preferable done with a partner hopper!
Babu: Hey, look! Shall we get on that random bus right noW??
Juju: OhmygOD yes!! WE are prob the first to do this!!
Babu: Have you never heard of bus hopping?
by JUJUBABU September 10, 2019
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Click Hopping

When you're on a website (such as Amazon) and start searching one thing, but through clicking on suggested links, find yourself on a completely different thing.
"I was shopping for shoes, but after some Click Hopping, I found myself looking at bicycle repair kits."
by GeniusMom March 25, 2021
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Hell Hopping

The act of getting high on Fentanyl, Methamphetamine, and PCP (Also known as Satan's Speedball)
"John couldn't make it to work today, he was too busy Hell Hopping."
by Elmf67 April 8, 2021
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trail to happiness

The typically narrow strip of hair on a male that leads from the naval (belly button) down toward the pubic region.
When I take off my shirt, everyone can see my trail to happiness.
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money cant buy happiness

(phr.) a saying created by poor people to help curb their jealousy of the rich
money cant buy happiness
shut up
by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021
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hopping counters

To engage in sexual intercourse; sexual union between humans involving genital contact; the act of hopping over a counter, skipping foreplay, to immediately begin a sexual act.
I was tired of getting mixed signals from the guy who was eyeing me at the office, so I finally went over to him and and we began hopping counters. It was really intense.
by seabear69 October 15, 2011
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