banana handshake

Upon meeting someone, a casual jimmytap.

Upon meeting Kenneth Lay, he extended his right hand, and I gave him a banana handshake.

by Ben Stein February 16, 2005

All hands on dick

The corporate equivalent of the naval expression "all hands on deck" where everyone is called to help remedy an emergency situation, but in the corporate world most people can't really help so the best they can do is put their hands on their dick.

When BP realized the magnitude of the oil spill, the CEO called for all hands on dick.

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010

Canadian Handshake

Jacking someone off with a Hockey glove lathered in maple syrup.

My boyfriend and I went to Vancouver, he was too tired from the flight to go out for dinner so we ordered room service, gave each other a Canadian Handshake and went to bed.

by Spinning Jenny November 29, 2017

Trump Handshake

Pussy grab.

So, now that Trump is in office does official protocol for greeting the First Lady and his daughters require a pussy grab (Trump Handshake) or is that only for Trump to use on other females not in his family? #trumphandshake

by California Mike February 3, 2017

hey handsome

My dad says “hey handsome” a lot. He’s been doing this since i was born, mostly to greet his good male friends. It’s kind of like his hello and his superpower.

“Hey handsome” is very powerful when said to people he meets for the first time and who he appreciates, like waiters or home depot employees.

For men who are confident and secure with themselves and their sexuality, they’ll appreciate a new salutation. However, if they’re not in on it, the greeting will drop kick every man who hears it…they’ll ask: who the hell is this guy talking about? Is he talking about me? Am I the handsome one? Does he want to fuck?

Well, my dad doesn’t want to fuck. My dad is saying: yeah you’re handsome, and more importantly: it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

hey handsome, guess what? Our new friend failed the vibe check yesterday. i said hey handsome when i saw him and he thought i was hitting on him!

by Sickomonster July 11, 2023

Handshake Email

When one has your email but wishes to share their email address, so they send you an email for the purpose of sharing their own email address or contact details.

first personHi, please email me back at my new location.
second personYou have my email, please send me a handshake email with your contact details and I will reply.

by Shaoak April 3, 2009

nutty hands

when you stick your hands in your asshole or rub them on your sweaty nuts you get wee bit nutty.

man that anton lingle kid has some wicked nutty hands.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008