Turd Hammock

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

by coopman27 March 22, 2009

poop hammock

When you place at least three ass gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. You calmly shit and if done correctly the poop will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the ass gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. Sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.

person 1: "Hey man you wont believe what I just did in the bathroom!"
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."

by chevygirl01957 December 14, 2010

Twat Hammock

A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.

"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"

by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008

Banana hamock

Bathing suit that is so small you can see the dick

That man is wearing one fine banana hamock.

by studude January 16, 2009

Hamo beka

Hamo beka is an egyption badass singer where nobody actually like his songs and they take him as a meme

Hamada: hey , have u heared about hamo beka’s latest song ?
Ramy: Rb el kon myzna bmezaa

by ZyroXLeo October 14, 2018

hammock sex

Two people involved in sexual intercourse in a hammock. (Hammock) chairs are ideal for accomplising this feat for both pleasure and comfort.

The best pleasure I ever had was hammock sex from the honeymoon hammock.

by Travs November 19, 2007

hamjob

-noun

a handjob received after the age of 20

Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.

by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008