ham

Dick-(penis)
Man i gave dis gurl da HAM last night,and she was beggin fa more.
by toonjam5 November 29, 2009
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HAM

to have sex with, to pork
"yo i hammed this chick last night.
by j willy April 15, 2003
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HAM

by sam sin August 17, 2003
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Kristy is comin over tonite, Im gonna smash out that ham.

Damn shes hot, I wonder what her ham looks like.

When she takes off her pants, her ham better not look like pinata roasted beef.
by Timothy Bryce December 30, 2011
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slang version of "haben" in German, meaning "have", "to have", or "having"; actual spoken versions of "haben" can be heard as "ham", "ham'n", "hab'n" depending on the region and dialect
Wir ham's gemacht." = "We did it.
by Ligeia June 22, 2011
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Hammed

When an electronic device stops responding, aka frozen
My computer hammed!!
Someone call IT My Blackberry is hamming!!
by hmmmhammer1 June 22, 2009
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wack style. not steezy. not with it. SHOT.
OGO: "yo did you just see that kids trick on the down flat down?"
MATTY: "yea that kids style is pretty HAM!"
by CHRIS, LINDSAY April 19, 2008
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