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Harvard Goggles

How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.

WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).
"Wow! Did you see that babe over there?"
"She is maybe a four. We're on break, its time to remove your harvard goggles"
by theblacknight October 31, 2009
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harvard

shorty gives the greatest harvard eva my dude!
by kingswearcrowns May 29, 2007
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harvard

where lil pump, ghostwriter for tupac, was supposed to go, until he decided to drop out and take his rap career more seriously. ESKEETIT
ayyo is lil pump i wus suposse go to harvard but i wanted to take my music more seriously
by toastedsloth April 19, 2018
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Harvard Jewniversity

When race, gender, sports and parents money matter first and academic merit is a distant second
At Harvard Jewniversity, All the Asians with perfect test scores were turned away, while LaKeisha with a 1400 SAT got a full ride for basketball and Ira Jewberg slipped a few million under the table to buy his native American transgender brat's way into a life of ill-gotten riches, fame and CEO-dom
by D Flawless June 17, 2020
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halarm

Halarm is a word that is mostly used for random things.
Person 1: hey, how are you?
Person 2: halarm
Person 1: what do you mean?
Person 2: halarm
by Ok booooo December 8, 2020
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Harvard

Why pay 160 grand when you can go to public school for much cheaper then have money for grad school?
by ThatsBriskBaby June 13, 2005
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Harvard of the Midwest

A term reserved for schools in the Midwestern United States that have similar qualities as Harvard University. The University of Notre Dame with its large endowment, strong alumni support, a highly selective undergraduate body, good faculty salaries, strong academic and athletic traditions is usually cited as the unofficial Harvard of the Midwest.

Other candidates include Northwestern University, University of Michigan (though non-private), and the University of Chicago. The latter is usually referred to as the "MIT of the Midwest" instead.
Hailed as the "Harvard of the Midwest," the University of Notre Dame would rather Harvard be called the "Notre Dame of the East."
by cyberwalker March 22, 2009
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