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haley

a sweet, kind girl that will always care for you . but she has a darkside only if she chooses to show it . she is beautiful and amazing and will never say anything about you behind your back . she may look mean at first but once you get to know her she is the sweetest thing ever and you wont want her to leave your life . she is like the other half to you . and you cant forget she has bomb style !
that girl is so pretty, she must be a Haley.
by breezy<3 June 28, 2011
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Cock Happy

A description that can be applied to a male or female. When applied to a male it usually means that he thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and is happy to use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock (any cock) inside her.
Malcolm would be cock happy, but he hasn't got one.
Janice is cock happy, but even she draws the line at Malcolm.
by Croatalin January 11, 2014
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happy bag

A bag of weed that you either got for free, already made back your money on, or got for free. You are happy because the entire thing can be smoked free of charge for yourself
I bought a quarter pound, sold some, when all was said and done I made back my money and had an ounce for a happy bag.
by pothead January 6, 2004
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Halp

Omg halp
by yahooimalive May 21, 2015
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happy mondays

Bunch of scallies who made a few million quid then pissed it up the wall. Revolutionised indie, rock and dance music in the process. Also introduced ecstasy to the north of England.
"That DJ was a cunt"
"I know, he didn't even have any Happy Mondays"
by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006
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happy grass

weed...yeah thats really all...just ... weed
man, we smoked a pound of happy grass last night
by satans_whore_666 April 4, 2006
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Haley

Haley is one of the nicest people you will ever hope to meet, shes beautiful and is always there for you. Oh, and if you bring her a monster, she'll be very thankful haha. She's the craziest girl in the world only when she wants to be and is otherwise shy. She's soo funny and im glad shes in my life! All in all, youll never meet a girl like her.

Love ya haley!
boy 1: hey boy 2, whos your best friend?

boy 2: that has to be haley

boy 1: wow thanks
by i dont know what to write September 25, 2011
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