haggistani

A derogative term for a Scottish person, compares Scotland to a 3rd world country such as Pakistan. Derives from Haggis, the Scottish national dish.

Look at that Haggistani!

Wait, what?

by Jockel February 5, 2014

detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

by Duanester May 24, 2008

haggly

well rough, like a flabby vagina.

Good evening haggly one-piece, how is your kettle?

by hot_thighs2k7 June 10, 2007

Haggis

Slang: A very old man
Similar to the term "Hag", which mean an extremely old and generally unattractive woman.

Woman: Whoa, did you see that 90-year-old hitting on that girl, she's like... young enough to be his great-granddaughter.
Man: Yeah, Heffy is quite a creep of a haggis.

by MicahMischief April 2, 2012

Haggy Parasite

A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.

Haggy Parasite: ''I don't shut up because It makes me look smart''

by I_Define_Words69 May 6, 2014

haggie

An emptied out haggis, resulting in a moist, warm hollowed out sheep stomach.

"I got yer haggie right here bitch!"
-Andrew Gilchrist

by Andrew Gym September 3, 2005

haggard

to look tired, used up, happy after a session of gay sex

dude looked haggard coming out of the bath house.

by beyman November 12, 2008