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Grant Hazed

Chopped up and carried in a cooler to Texas
Dont mess around and get "Grant Hazed"
by Broomstickrida May 1, 2021
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Haze-over

You smoke some really good dro and go to bed pretty high. The next day you feel all hazy, fuzzy and unfocused. That's a haze-over!
"Bro, I can't do any work today...Kathy brought over some super tasty sour D. We crashed soon after getting super effed."

"Wowzers, I wish I had a haze-over! I have a lot of boring stuff to do today...be nice to just zone out."
by JohntheSeal May 14, 2011
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Fartbubble Haze

A sudden gas,that escapes from one's, ass and fills the room with stench.
Causing a stench haze of disgust smell.
My cat farted so much,after eating cheeseballs,it created a fartbubble haze in the room.
by LevelBeastModeQuantum8 August 24, 2016
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The Ghost of HaZe

A very laid back, content, combat expirienced individual with the ability and knowlage to dominate "un-easy" situations.

Almost as if the person seems "sleepy".
Abnormally slick.
Stealthy, sly.

(Expirienced in Kendo)
Person A :I heard that a man was assulted by 8 gangsters in an alley last weekend.

Person B : Really? Did they mug him and injure him?

Person A : No, the man brutally maimed each indiviual and instead, stoll all their belongings.

Person B : Must of been "The Ghost of HaZe"
by Dennis Frampton June 17, 2006
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Chocolate Haze

A type of weed that doesn't exist. Dealers usually try to sell their shitty schwag by giving it this wonderful name. Chocolate Thai exists but Chocolate Haze doesn't.
Matt: Hey man, you got some chronic?

Dealer: No man, but I got this stuff called Chocolate Haze!

Matt: You mean like Chocolate Thai?

Dealer: No man! This is so fucking potent! I smoked some and I was high for like 6 hours!!

Matt: Holy shit! How much for an ounce?

Dealer: I usually charge $650 for an ounce, but I'll sell to you for $400!!

Matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. They laugh and tell him he got ripped. He is later sent to jail for being a FUCKING IDIOT and gets assraped every night.
by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009
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Lullaby Haze

A girl that does not care for love or does not get hurt by love. Easily gets over it. Also known to be good at breaking hearts.
Sarah is a lullaby haze for she didn't give a fuck when Devon dumped her.
by byghis23 December 9, 2009
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Dolores Haze

a beautiful adolescent girl, who is a nymphet and loves Humbert Humbert in the book 'Lolita' written by Vladimir Nabokov.
“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita." -Humbert Humbert talking about Dolores Haze
by Little Lo February 5, 2018
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