hjg

A Hot Jewish Girl, when you see a girl with your buddies who is attractive and no one knows her name but you can tell she is jewish

Hey Fred look at that HJG.

by cqg December 12, 2006

Hjalmar

A guy who like's to watch porn on his spare time and play. Hjalmar likes to listen to slot of shit bands like iron maiden and Sabaton.In school he's often alone and doesn't do that much.

Hey wannabe Hjalmar! Hahahaha nerd

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeetmaster69 January 14, 2020

hjl

it means Huge Jangly Lumps.

damn that old lady has some hjl's

by cp and the bd's January 24, 2006

h.j.

well, youve heard of the h.a.'s. H.J. refers to heroin junkie.

Check that piece of work out, she definately rolls with the H.J.'s.

by K-Rocc October 24, 2009

Hjalte

Hjalte is your friend who is a master ninja. He may say that's he is not, but deep down you know it's true

You: hey are you a ninja?!

Hjalte: ehhhhhhhhhh, No! no im not.

by ahkkha June 3, 2019

Hjalte

A friend you know, who is secretly a ninja. He will deny that he is a ninja, what ever you say

You: Hey Hjalte. Are you a ninja?

Friend: no... no im not

by ahkkha June 5, 2019

HJPB

An afrikaans expression used to tell someone to shut their mouths

Short for "Hou Jou Poes Bek" > shut your mouth.
Usually used when someone insults you or offends you or they won't stop talking etc.

"Jyt darem n droë sin vir humor"
"HJPB"

by Vissie270802 June 27, 2019