Halal Meat

(Noun) A Muslim's penis. It is usually circomsized and hairy.
Also related to the Kosher Meat which is a Jewish penis.

Bob: What do you call a Muslim's penis?

Ahmet: Vat?

Bob: Halal Meat !

Ahmet: >:|

by Kn-og November 26, 2009

hilar

Twat speak for "Hilarious", usually spoken by chino wearing young males that look like girls and couldn't change a plug or fix an engine.

Chino wearing twat #1: Did you see that guy over there wearing jeans?
Chino wearing twat #2: No, but that sounds totes hilar!

by antifaqs July 29, 2012

Hila

Short for "hilarious" - one says this only when they are cool enough to pull it off.

Joshua: *Tells funny story*
Joyce: OMG .. that is HILA!!!

by Jadiiee October 17, 2008

hilalves

Something so hilarious that you spilt yourself laughing in halves

Those Mel Gibson tapes are hilalves

by Krysick July 27, 2010

Hilarieye

Pronounced hil-air-ee-eye. The plural form of hilarious; used when multiple things are funny.

"A group of Asian tourists, wearing socks with sandals, fell down like domino pieces, it was hilarieye!"

by Marrshmello January 19, 2009

hilaridonkulous

Adjective:

When an experience is marked with hilarious laughter and you just shake your head from the pure redonkulous of the situation you just say hilaredonkulous. Its a short cut word.

"That story is hilarious with how much of a hot mess it all is....its just hilaridonkulous!"

by Acrossthemoat June 17, 2009

hilariei

a multiple of hilarious.

That is more than hilarious that is hilariei.

by stinkomaximus July 13, 2012