Anal Gymnastics

A sexual act where a naked woman is sitting on an gymnastics horse, leaning forward, showing the anus and is fully lubricated. Meanwhile a erect male runs up and jumps on to the horse behind the woman inserting his penis in the anus.

You know how me a Susan are always trying new stuff? Well I gave her the good ol' anal gymnastics, she won't be sitting of weeks!

by Just a guy with a cock October 11, 2016

Gymnopaedia

A yearly get together promoted by a load of ancient Spartans to peruse the equality of their youth, by allowing them to parade their prowess before them through the formalization of pederastic pedagogy via the medium of dancing; or, alternatively, a kinky Greek word not actually meaning the morbid fear of gyms, but it is quite close to being so, and which originally probably came about by knowing too much about what happens to young men in them.

Let’s go to the Gymnopaedia, you and I, it’s a good day to heckle those old men ogling the young men there, and teach them a lesson they’ll never forget, and with luck we’ll be able to ogle a few young women as well while we’re at it, just for good measure.

by Zamboozee April 18, 2011

Mental Gymnastics

The act of believing something so profoundly stupid and illogical, it requires creating a new word in the English language.

See Also: Donald Trump

President Trump won the Olympic gold medal in mental gymnastics.

by Mr. Cynical the Millenial May 2, 2017

gyme

contraction of game and gym,
also a hidden place where neo-social activities take ... place.

let's go dodgeballing (naked) in the gyme.
hey cyril, let's go to the gyme.

by Constanze Carody October 2, 2007

pro gaymen

someone whos so good at keeping his gayness undercover

dude1:dude i think steve is gay but i cant put my finger on it i need more evidence.

dude2:dude we will never kno hes a pro gaymen

by darryl.williams October 26, 2009

Gymnastics

That thing you do after sex to reach the nearest t-shirt.

Gymnastics-

"No... wait... you move this way. No, no, not... yeah, that way. Now grab that shirt. Or the shorts... whatever you can reach. Yeah, that's fine, that'll work." *scampers off to bathroom*

by Thaaaank fr. June 23, 2013

gaymen

The word for a group of Gay-Men in reference to a group greater than 20, but not an orgy.

Also in reference to a navy ship where 51% or more of the shipmates are gay.

Hey, do you know that gaymen clup that always watches movies at midnight?

by matthewdarwin March 14, 2005