guru

big name hvher

the guru is best at the semi rage

by yesmanyes July 23, 2023

Underpants guru

A person who uses spirituality to sleep with women.

Eric used his theosophy to get laid last night, he's a real underpants guru

by Orjj August 31, 2023

DJ GURU

a very sexy cool person who is the best DJ and part of the bench bitches. He's sooooo sexy and a ladies man he is segsy coolest person ever

that sexy guy is a total DJ GURU

by DJ GURU November 30, 2021

NPD Gurus

Which reminds me, have you ever seen those narcissistic personality disorder gurus on the internet who teach people about narcissists? They're an odd bunch that's for sure...

Hym "Yeah, the NPD Gurus never seem like normal, well adjusted people. And I'm a psychopath so I have a pretty good sense of these things. They're often (seemingly) cold and dispassionate people. A lot of them have some kind of psychology background but they (at the very least) seem to show some of the more subtle traits of NPD. I imagine that psychology would be an attractive field of study for a narcissist. Just look at Dr. Jeepjorp. Or even Dr. Sam Vaknin (who is, himself, someone with narcissistic personality disorder). And it could be that (in the spirit of Simon Baron-Cohen's work) that these NPD Gurus are victims of narcissistic abuse and have, therefore, gone through the process of empathy erosion that is associated with narcissistic abuse. Either way, they are fascinating to watch. Most of them remind my of Dr. Vaknin himself. Which would make sense because, according to Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones, narcissism is a temperamental configuration and is the result of being low in agreeableness and conscientiousness and high in extroversion and, thus, would support the conclusion that they (The NPD Gurus) at the very least show like a someone with NPD. And this isn't intended to derogate them. They seem like the types that would make great cult leaders. And we all know how much I love cults."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2022

bidness guru

a person who is in reality super lazy and does nothing productive in life but acts like the busiest person in the world grinding it out to make it and putting other hard working people down at the same time

mr. eisenberg is the original bidness guru making $50 billion a year

by dustinmc September 21, 2025

Guru

Guru the great dick sucker in the world... He loves to suck every dicks in the world, he even sucks his own dick.

Hey that guy guru he sucked my dick yesterday.... OMG what!!! can you able to see a white fluid on his mouth.. hehe its my cum... I cummed hard on his mouth

by epik shit October 31, 2025