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Guido Hunter

those trying to make a difference and make the world a better place. originated in northern hudson and southern bergen county, New Jersey. most gh members and the original members are from secaucus NJ. They ride in mostly jeeps around high guido density areas such as clubs and shores. They search for gudios and attack. They throw eggs, shaving cream, nair and other items towards guido crouds. they are GH
Guido 1: yo im afraid of cluvvin tonight
Guido 2: yeah man those Guido hunters are out
Guido 1: lets just do eachothers hair get a tan, our eybrows waxed and hit up the movies
Guido 2: yeah man there we are safe and sure to be the best looking people. make sure you rock the A/X
by Nick spanks June 12, 2007
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gilda

a chick so pretty that pathetic losers sitting around dreaming of how glamourous it would be to be her.
Emily and Cavin are such gildas.
by emdizzle December 28, 2005
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guido telephone

yelling out the window or on the porch to your "boy" or "woman".
Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"
by thefauxmccoy November 25, 2009
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cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some
Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.
by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.
guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)
by LL Money July 19, 2010
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guidance

A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.
burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."
by securson March 24, 2004
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Indo-Guido

Primary Characteristics include: A blowout hairstyle, faux hawk, excessive use of gel or pomade. Facial precisely trimmed, usually in a goatee, sideburns and other hair seems ideal and looks drawn on. Clothing usually styled with denim and flashy button downs, sweater vests, vests, and/or ties from express.com or Guess.com. Other accessories also add to the guidoness – Gold chains, flashy watches or jewelry, white loafers, large shade also known as aviators, and numerous other add-on’s that convey that these types of people should in a Indian Mob, which is seemingly impossible, or a Raghav/Jay Sean music video.
"Dawg, that indo-guido should be a back-up dancer or singer for my new song, "I'm Cheesy" - Juggy D
by Chirag Shah 123321 April 3, 2008
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