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Spoon Guard

A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.
You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!
by From rathergood.com October 27, 2003
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Moral guardians

The people who constantly try to ban a book, videogame, movie, ect. for not being morally "clean"

These are the kind of people who make the ridiculous (and false) claim that video games are bad, harry potter encourages satanism, and that a nipslip causes permanent damage to anyone who sees it.

Some of them are nothing but trolls who feed of the resulting media coverage.

Most however actually believe there own insane ideas are correct for example fundamentalists and Allen quist

The appropriate response to these people varies based on situation but most of the time it is one of two things either laugh at them or get angry (but only irritated angry not beat down angry) and point out exactly why they are incorrect.

Normally they have impossibly high standards (religion)
or they have found an axe crazy reason to believe something is corrupting there children.
Moral guardians: Down with video games they cause violence suicide and more violence

Normal person: Actually violence per 1000 citizens peaked back in 1982 before doom the first major violent video game was released. For that matter violence has drop by half since then starting directly after violent games started coming into the media.

Moral guardians: Nah, uh our great leader Jack Thompson told us video games is evil.

Normal person: then your a dumbass.
by Blarny August 28, 2012
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Grieser Guarantee

The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.
"I Grieser guarantee that North Carolina is going to win the 2005 NCAA Championship Tournament."
by Eric Grieser April 12, 2005
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gurdat

A man that attempts to blow up laboratories via lighting hydrogen tanks on fire. Very bad at signing, specifically Mariah Carey.
Gurdat tried to blow up the lab again.
by Jaykay April 20, 2018
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Guardy

A party for lifeguards that is lit!!
“Your going to the guardy tonight right????”
by Lululolol July 5, 2019
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Guardians Of The Galaxy

Guardians of the galaxy are the guards at a Samsung store. Because they are guarding the galaxy......
Yo... When I went to the Samsung store I saw the guardians of the galaxy...
by Noodle... April 19, 2020
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guardiolism

A football philosophy rooted in hypocrisy which outwardly portrays the illusion of "being in it for the spectacle" but in practice preaches flopping to the floor, petty theatrics and making excuses when things don't go your way.
The Italian National Football Team is a staunch supporter of Guardiolism. The player's can't seem to stand up on their own legs!
by Potele May 15, 2022
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