Guacamole nigga penis

When you jerk off with guacamole as lube. Because you're too poor

Guacamole nigga penis

by Whoofh October 21, 2019

holy guacamole

A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.

Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.

Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)

by Omgeezus January 5, 2012

Guachupino

Guachupino Goo-ah-shoe-pee-noh, sometimes spelled as Wachupino is a slur almost exclusively used by spaniards to refer to:
1. South American people.
2. Any south american dialects, variations of the Spanish language in south America or Latin American dubs.

In a really weird way, this word is not often used as a direct insult but as a derogatory term used in conversations between Spaniards, that is why most south Americans outside spain are not familiar with it.

1. That nasty guachupino from my class can't stop picking his nose.
2. I won't watch this TV show if the voice actors speak in guachupino!

by Malamadre November 3, 2015

guacamole nazi

The worker in Chipotle that gives you an miniscule amount of guacamole even though you paid extra for it.

That woman is such a guacamole nazi because she only gave me a tiny scoop!!

by Barry Poppins February 10, 2009

guachar

Modified spanish version of watch.
It's essentially an English loanword due to US contact,and filter back to Latin America

"Que nos guachan los puestos del gobierno"

by castigo September 27, 2004

Fresh Guacamole

Using snot as lubrication

My girlfriend got dry, so I used some Fresh Guacamole to finish the job. Good thing I had a sinus infection.

by Dingo Bango September 8, 2010

guacomole

Peel the Avocado, Peel the Avocadoo

GUACOMOLE GUAC GUAC AMOLE

Peel the avocado
Guacomole guac-guac- a-mole

by Ur Granny Tranny lol March 14, 2018