Grinching

A holiday-season tradition where one intentionally ignores all grooming and allows their pubes to grow wildly out of control, reaching full feral, Grinch-level proportions by Christmas.

He was grinching so hard it crossed the line from tradition into public concern.

by GFN2K26 January 6, 2026

Brouching

When you touch your bro sexually often on his thighs or closer to his crotch simply because you are bored in class.

Person 1 "I like when you are brouching me like that"
Person 2 "Im gonna finish!"

by KungErik January 13, 2026

Coffee Grounding

The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.

Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.

by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015

Reverse Grinching

When something is so horrible it shrinks your heart 3 times as small

That holocaust joke was so bad I'm reverse grinching

by Scortese August 21, 2016

Break Grounding

To disobey restrictions while grounded

Mom: Dang nabbit! Joe broke a grounding 2 times in a row.
Dad: Joe, you don't ever break grounding!

by JayMoneySpamsL2 April 28, 2021

Grimble Grunching

Grimble grunching is when bros out here chiefan dat fake weed.

This nigga really grimble grunching right now

by Playboicartisballsack August 9, 2022

The Grounding Rod

A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.

Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.

by DigitalDick March 19, 2023