groingle percentage

the difference in colour between the skin and the tip of the penis. higher percentage, more contrast.

person #1: My tip is dark pink, almost red, but my
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!

by chompgiraffe June 29, 2024

Gorking

visceral reaction to jorking it

hey is that thug over there gorking his wood?

by notcynics December 11, 2024

Gronking

when you munt to gronk

I was gronking in my room earlier it was amazing!

by garmot February 3, 2025

Gorking

Fervent support of a person/ activity. Dick sucking/riding with the intention of sucking up to that person/thing. Origin of the word simulates the sound of said activity.

Conservative men love gorking on Trump's cob.

by gojaam February 17, 2025

Grokigga

Someone who loves AI generated content and/or uses AI generated content to replace real human work

Person 1: I love AI images! Fuck artists!
Person 2: You fucking grokigga

by Maxgamer345 March 22, 2025

Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole

Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes

by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025

Gorking

Going to work

Sorry, I can't hang out. I'm gorking.

by Poptart1923 July 9, 2025