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Stewie Griffon

The baby on the popular show "Family Guy" that is bent on world destruction and killing his mother. He is extremely funny and has a british accent.

Sorry about the Quotes i love his quotes
Janet: Hi. Cookie?
Stewie: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis," "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." "Snake Griffin."

Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.

Stewie: Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.


Stewie: Picking up the phone. Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
dialing number
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...


Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.


Stewie: Hmm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie,
holds up a leaf to Chris
Stewie: and something very tasty for big, fat you.


Stewie: Come any closer and I'll cut her.
realizes he's holding a tongue depresser
Stewie: I'll give her a series of splinters... that could become infected.


Stewie: hitting on some co-eds I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.


Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
by nickdawg940 May 10, 2005
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Meg Griffin

Meg, from family guy.
MEG SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
She has no friends
She is HIDEOUS!
Lois: who wants a glass of fresh orange juice?
Peter: i want a fresh glass of better daughter! (throws orange juice on meg griffin)
by BFMV229 April 1, 2010
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I'd fuck Meg Griffin

To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.
After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".
by b_rock44 March 2, 2011
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Griffin

He is caring and sweet, very helpful, he is loving and he is an amazing guy to be with. He loyal and trustworthy, he is great guy... He is someone that can make u laugh and smile and make u feel all fuzzy and warm inside, he makes ur heart skips a beat, and he always makes sure ur ok and he can be protective and can worry, he cute, hot, smart, edgy and he really good at bikes and he has an amazing personality
Who is that biker?
Oh wait its Griffin!
by drummersilver1 October 20, 2018
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Clarke Griffin

Clarke Griffin is a major character in the first, second, third, fourth and fifth seasons. Lexa is love of her life, but blokes trying to ship her with Baloney. She has very beautiful blue eyes
Clarke Griffin is a major character in the first, second, third, fourth and fifth seasons. Lexa is love of her life, but blokes trying to ship her with Baloney.
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peter griffin

The guy that took over Homer Simpson after The Simpsons started to attract less ppl.
Peter Griffin:Lois its time to be the Peiceofsmichdt you are.
Lois Pewtersmichdt:Its Pewtersmichdt!!!!
by NotThePwnerer August 22, 2006
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nick griffin

Nick Griffin is a man who has stood and stared at the grim face of public humiliation and sort past it, wanting to keep Britian British. People say he is a rasict because of his idea's to cut down on imigration, a thing that is having dire consequences on Britian; Making prices higher, increasing poverty, destroying the countryside ect.
The British National Party is not just for white people (I myself am not white) but for people who care about our culture and for people who have a wish to be British.
Just because the BNP aren't full of soft-headed ex-hippies, they are called rasict neo-nazi's. They are not; they have true ways to make Britain better.
Vote for Britain. Vote BNP. Nick Griffin is a decent man.
by Hellz November 7, 2008
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