Griditis

When you work at National Grid, and get paid to sleep and eat 3 course meals on double time meanwhile 20,000 people are waiting to get their power turned back on, and within 2 years of your hire date you bought, a brand new truck, a house, atv/snowmobile/side by side, the latest iPhone and Apple Watch. You have officially been diagnosed with Grid-itis

Do you know “Joe Blow”?

Yeah I heard he just got a brand new Polaris rzr 1000 last week a brand new diesel pickup truck 3 months ago and closed on his house last year.

Yeah man he’s got griditis he became a lineman less than 2 years ago.

by Poe maf April 25, 2022

dysuteral gridiron syndrome

An increasing frequency in vague physical complaints manifested by woman due to lack of male attention during football games

My wife went to the ER 5 times last month for dysuteral gridiron syndrome.

by uncleberman February 1, 2009

Gidiculous

A word that emphasizes how ridiculous words are that incorporate gigantic with any other word (such as ginormous, ginormic, ginormious, ginormagantuan, ginormus, ginormohumoungantious, ginormihumoungantigargantuan, etc.)

Why don't you just say "large"? Saying "ginormous" makes you sound gidiculous!

by Ry'n May 23, 2008

Gridfaced

A physical state whereby a person has consumed so many alcohol beverages that they consequently lose all control of human functionality and barf into a grid - or other plumed in waste disposal systems.

That girl over there is so gridfaced.

by Welshhh94 December 23, 2013

Gridster

To be a Grunge while at the same time being a hipster. A gridster try's to "hipstify" the Grunge culture and lifestyle.

My brother Luke is a Gridster when he trys to compare the lumineers and nirvana. He constantly trys to explain the irony of Kurt cobains lyrics while at the same time is wearing skinny jeans. Constantly trys to to abbreviate words that don't need abbreviating.

by Mr. knw it all February 28, 2014

gridth

Gridth means to fall asleep while watching tv, usually while watching PBS. Usually, gridth happens past 10:00 at night. Usually if gridth happens to you, you will wake up very tired. It is important to not let gridth happen to you, because if it happens a lot to you, you can get sick more easily.

Merideth was watching a talk show and got tired, and fell asleep from gridth.

by VegetarianBacon July 4, 2015

grid bias

Electrical voltage placed on control grid of a vacuum tube. Determines the level at which electrical action takes place in the tube for purposes of amplification, rectification, relaying, switching or other functions. Sometimes used to describe levels of anger or frustration.

Calm down; don't let your grid bias get out of control.

by Old hiker July 12, 2017