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greedom

Noun; The pseudo freedom that is propagated by selfish interest groups; a state created when people motivated by greed hide this fact by claiming that they act in the name of freedom.
the united states is furthuring nothing more than greedom across the globe.

the greedom under which we live will evetually make us pay for even our most fundamental rights.

if we let greedom run wild, then we will eventually own nothing, not even our selves.
by Zain Shariq July 25, 2008
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Greed Simmons

A nickname for the most rudest, greediest, cheesiest, most arrogant cock in the music business, the one and only you wanted the Greediest, while you got the Greediest, the biggest douche bag in the world; GENE SIMMONS
I use to think KISS was cool; that was until Greed Simmons started marketing the KISS name and logo with just about everything under the Sun; I am surprised there isn't a KISS Hemorrhoid Cream on the market.
by Kazzy Mayhem July 15, 2007
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Greed-ler

A man of complete swag. Created by fans of the 2012 movie release of the Lorax. Also related with Oncest, Greed-ler is supposed to be homosexual.
Random girl: Man he's got swag!

Me: Yeah, just like Greed-ler!
by Greed-ler August 23, 2012
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Greedo

Wanna be Rodian Bounty Hunter that lost his life while trying to extort money from Han Solo.
Greedo got too greedy, so he got pwned.
by 1337 October 27, 2003
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pot of greed

Allows you to draw two more cards from your deck.
By playing my pot of greed, I can draw two more cards from my deck!
by epsilion December 31, 2016
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greedtomaton

One motivated by nothing but money (and maybe sex). An otherwise empty vessel that contributes next to nothing to process that he profits from.
Guy 1: The placement agent I talked to was all over the place when it came to how much money the position offered. Seems like he was just trying to placate me
Guy 2: Um, yeah. He's a headhunter, dude. In an industry of motherfucking vermin, he is the lowest of the fucking low. A bottomfeeder. Scum of the earth, man; a total greedtomaton.
by PositiveZero April 17, 2008
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Greepy

Gross and Creepy = Greepy
Why does that guy keep looking at us? He looks GREEPY!

That guy following us around is kind of GREEPY.
by LW0WW May 23, 2011
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