An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.
"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."
"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."
"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
A numeric value reached through a complex mathematic process determining the degree by which cheating is required in order to reverse the outcome of the 2020 election.
Trump was so far ahead that the calculated al gore-ithm literallybroke the machines!
person: hey, can you please work for me?
computer: no, i am one with the software gore. fuck you.
person: i will throw you in the trash if you pull that one more time