goon poon

a really ugly vagina

Damn that girl had a goon poon

by scumslug November 21, 2009

Gooky Booty

A female of Asian descent having a large ass resembling that of a typical black woman. This is a rarity as most Asians have Glutius Flatosis, an ass resembling a very straight flat board.

Tom: “Check out that Asian bitch in the hot pants.”
Izzo: “Shit! I haven’t seen a Gooky Booty like that since the Korean War.”
Tom: “Man, I’ve been look’n for some of that Asian invasion!!!”
Izzo: Five dollah…sho’ll make you holla (to be stated emphatically with an Asian
accent).

by Hu Fung Poo April 30, 2006

Goon Warrior

A person, drunk off their tits on goon, who proceeds to wear the the cardboard wine cask on his/her head like a helmet.

Person 1: 'Uggh...' *passes out*

Person 2: 'Man, you is a true goon warrior'.

by bunt January 18, 2008

Goon Mode

A person is in goon mode with respect to a material element of an offense when, acting without regard for anyone else's opinion and/or approval, he/she consciously disregards all material risks of his/her actions, especially those directed at third parties. While acting in goon mode involves a gross deviation from the standard of care that a reasonable person would observe in the actor's situation, those in goon mode are respected by both friend and foe alike for their inspiring display of utmost vigor and determination.

You are at the bar and you're in goon mode, You don't know or care what people think about you. you are feeling the groove, grinding on some females and taking shot after shot. You run the bar/party that night. Goon mode makes everything possible. You are fearless.

Or in relation to sexual acts....during goon mode you're pounding pussy like a stone, licking pussy like a professional, sucking cock with the same skill as a porn star or dancing on a cock as your riding it.

by GoonSquad in the GoonCave November 30, 2011

goofy ahh uncle

someone who is stupid ahh hell and someones uncle who touches kids

DaJamal: Here go my goofy ahh uncle again yahurr...
LeJamal: ah hell nahh bruh...
LeUncle: LeCapalot how dat butt comin along?

by long head ahh duude December 5, 2022

Original Goon

A man with unrivaled swag.

Referred to as, "OG," Original Goons have earned their swag through countless battles and victories in life. Among Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man in the World, OG's have been placed on the mantle of excellence and will continue to reek havoc on earth.

by NoodleKing June 9, 2012

gooey butt

And age old prank for when you wanna have fun with someone who has passed out. Get the plumpest egg you can find and insert it up the butthole of the person who has passed out. Keep applying pressure until the egg cracks, releasing egg yolk in or around the anus.

"Eww, I got egg yolk all up in my ass."

"Yo nigga, you da victom of a gooey butt."

by 8 Ball Greaz February 8, 2008