goober

When you have a fat ass and you fart and the skin ripples.
by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010
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ew! Derek ate the goober! he likes nose fruit!
by m00p April 09, 2004
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A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.
That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
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a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.
Jake is a such a goober.
by Bret M. June 23, 2006
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A republican who is clueless of the facts but repeats Republican’s party rhetoric verbatim
The Goober keeps on repeating what he hears on TV
by JonesBobby April 06, 2016
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Originating in Scotland, it was first coined as by relation of describing a member of the Church clan.
"She's quite the goober."
by Jason Lamb February 03, 2008
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Codeword for the pig-latinized version of the word, said when the subject of the comment is around and you don't want to offend them.
Dude 1: Did you see Dude 3's shorts?
Dude 2: Yep, goober shorts.
Dude 3: What's up Dude 1 and Dude 2?
by Not My Real Name, I Swear September 11, 2009
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