goober

a booger.

Hey Libby, you've got a little goober hanging out your nose.

by Iodine April 04, 2004

goober

a complete jack-weed or moron

your such a goober tom, you put you dick in the wrong hole again?

by Fred Nichols January 03, 2004

Goober

a penis and a goober licker is a person who has oral sex.

You might say.. your a goober.. and then the other person might say your a goober licker and then the other person will say no I'm not and then the OTHER person will say thats the problem

by RamaHater June 12, 2005

GOOBER

An annoying person who reminds me of a white glob of slime.
someone who mistakenly thinks that they are cute and/or funny

"That kid is such a goober, he's really into being stupid"

by swiftcamels February 10, 2009

goober

See wordloser/word.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Goober

Goober is the male's ball sack.

I have this horrible itch on my goober.

Hey, you want to see my goober?

I have a sweaty ass goober bro...

How do you shave your goober?

by Bean Supreme April 17, 2009

Goober

Someone's private area.
Someone that is goofy.

Stop touching my goober!

by Grace Lynn April 12, 2008