Goober 

1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.

"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."

Goober by Euless December 9, 2007

goober 

a word use as an expression when you totally lack good vocabulary and are a total dork:)

I think you are a goober!

goober by Lorisita November 8, 2003

Goober 

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

Goober by matt January 27, 2004

goober 

one how no one likes; the butt of all jokes

Blair and David are the biggest goobers at ARGS

goober by the cool one from surry May 15, 2005

goober 

word established by Perry, describing my brother.

Your brother is a goober.

goober by marjuana December 23, 2004

Goober 

Goober is the last bit of a bottle of coke which nobody wants because it has gone a bit salivery, the common cause of this is from the direct application of the lips to the coke bottle, resulting in a bit of saliva entering the coke bottle with each sip.

N.B Goober can form in any drink bottle, not neccesarily coke.

"I'll pay you 10 bucks if you drink the goober out of that coke bottle"

"I don't want to drink that, Its got goober in it"

Goober by rooba777 January 4, 2005

goober 

A person who thinks there's really hysterical, and doesn't realize that they're not.

"I went to his house, and I seriously fell up the stairs."

"..."

"That's funny, isn't it? Hahaha!"

goober by ellz September 14, 2005