An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.
Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!
by Lucafix June 22, 2011
Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.
Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP
Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP
by Jako373 May 05, 2009
by shrek of the 99 seas September 20, 2017
by Boopdesnoop July 15, 2017
The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.
by Letmewhipyourforheadplease March 17, 2021
when your about to cum but you pull out but your cum is so powerful it breaks her neck, so she gets surgery and her neck looks like a giraffe neck.
by abc 123 you've got aids November 05, 2017
the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.
tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.
by rawdogkilla November 06, 2013