Dan Gordon

Dan Gordons usually have an elephant cock. They tuck it in down their pants because it is so enormous, it acts like a third leg. They usually enjoy fanny slapping any two hole meat wallets that get in his way, even if it's his teacher, mom or girlfriend. Just bam, hit em with a fanny slap.

Guy: Yo shit is that Dan Gordon?
Girl: Omg i gotta go he's gonna fanny slap me outta this earth
Guy 2: Is that a tree trunk in his pants?

by Randomlololol November 7, 2016

Aaron Gordon

The Gordon is a very famous awesome guy! Ladies love him- boys do too ;). Aaron likes making pizza at giordonos. Why a famous celeb would like that idk man? I’m just the one making a definition about a celebrity. They also say that if Aaron Gordon jumps he will never come down.

Do you know Aaron Gordon?
No, whose that lol

by JCTheRappinKing November 11, 2020

Geordyn

Geordyn is an amazing person always there for her friends she hates to date people and she might seem rude but she jokes a lot she is someoneyuu would want by your side no matter what she forgives people very easily

Friend:I’m sorry about yesterday

Geordyn:it’s ok

by Hero411 December 15, 2018

Gordon Ramsey

The king of roasts (a.k.a) jesus (in my opinion)

Jake from hells kitchen- I made a wellington steak
Gordon Ramsey- Your "wellington steak looks like a "wellington boot

by Reeeeeeeeeeeee_ginger July 23, 2019

a gordon minute

A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds.

It originated due to how fast Gordon demands thing to be done in his kitchen.
It's used for people that are always demanding things be done ASAP even though they specified more time than they actually allotted.

Cooking this wont take longer than a gordon minute.

skye was a 3 pump chump, he was finished with her in a gordon minute.

by dr muta August 11, 2014

Smash Gordon

1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"

That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.

by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

gordon

A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon

"Dude, did you see Joe's massive gordon in class today?"
"Dawg, that was a fat cock!"

by dankogkush November 24, 2014